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Replenished my emergency lasagnes
Had smoked hotdogs with cheese & a bit of tommy sauce in a wrap for dinner

Waiting to sneak to the hotel bar in Denver for a couple local ales. But Mrs Ham is not answering my good night messages which means she is probably snoozing on the sofa and will almost certainly wake up and call me when i'm sat at the bar.
I'm doomed when this happens. Answer the call and get bitched at for drinking in the week. Don't answer and get the 3rd degree for being up to no good.
Do i try and wait it out for an hour until she calls or just bite the bullet and take my chances. I only want 2 pints and an early night so might take my chances...wish le luck!!

I'd forgotten the joys of having a wife so thanks to Niggly and Hamlay for the reminders.

For all single chaps out there you can easily recreate the joys of marrying a Thai Lady by talking to brick walls & giving lots of money to people who think you're an idiot.


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Kim Burgers in UD Food Court knocking it out of the park again.



Bacon cheese beef burger with dirty fries

Mrs N said she was gonna make burgers from scratch. I popped off to collect The Girl from school & came back to this. Looks like I’m unintentionally feeding the village.

Only just got in from Haborland so raiding my emergency Farang supplies.
I’m having a Dean’s Quiche Lorraine, onion rings & chilli gratis potato poppers with a side of mayonnaise.

The Girl had chocolate hobnobs for breakfast, chocolate hobnobs around noon & for a change some half chocolate biscuits for supper.

We are in Meadowhall shopping center in Sheffield as daughter wanted to meet one of her Qatar mates (well english girl she went to school with and they are on holiday on UK).

Had a wander around and ended up in a thai buffet restaraunt, not for the buffet but the Singah on draft!!

Happy days. Oh shite i'm driving home. Better make this my last

Mrs N has gone native on me so I’m creating dinner in the air fryer.
A Dean’s quiche Lorraine, crispy hash browns & onion rings with a good dollop of mayo on the side

Kim Burgers again last night. Him & his lady are really nice. They deserve the trade they’re getting.